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Humility Quotes

*Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental~  Anonymous
*Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?~  Anonymous
*As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?~  Anonymous
*I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?~  Anonymous
*At least there's one thing good about your body. It isn't as ugly as your face!~  Anonymous
*Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing.~  Anonymous
*I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you.~  Anonymous
*Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?~  Anonymous
*If I had a face like yours. I'd sue my parents!~  Anonymous
*Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!~  Anonymous
*Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?~  Anonymous
*Keep talking; someday you'll say something intelligent!~  Anonymous
*Don't think, it may sprain your brain!~  Anonymous
*You are a man of the world-and you know what sad shape the world is in.~  Anonymous
*He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.~  Anonymous
*He is known as a miracle comic. if he's funny, it's a miracle!~  Anonymous
*He is living proof that man can live without a brain!~  Anonymous
*He is so short, when it rains he is always the last one to know.~  Anonymous
* He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.~  Anonymous
*How come you're here? I thought the zoo is closed at night!~  Anonymous